OMG, I just noticed that the bag this came in says "How do you want to do this?" on one side and has a map of Wildemount on the other. I almost didn't notice because of postal stickers.
My Russian Vocabulary Size is about: 【30237】! https://www.arealme.com/russian-vocabulary-size-test/en/1527592
Here. It. Comes.
https://youtu.be/d9Gu1PspA3Y
Explicit song
So, um, this exists. Gave me quite a laugh. https://youtu.be/irvmZ47ODGI
An average guy striving to be important.